I kinda wish the ipad email app allowed for a little more formatting….
Sam installs, services, supports and maintains the computers of many of her hapless acquaintances, and very rarely commits any truly evil deeds without malice aforethought, and much giggling.
Think before you print! Many Tree-souls will name you anathema, and your name be whispered in dark forests to frighten the saplings.
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Thank you.We monitor our email system, and may record your thoughts.