2014 and i havent gotten any taller. That means I don’t have to grow up anytime soon as far as I’m comcerned.
Nephews A & B are both taller than me now.
Not that they make an effort to point it out on a regular basis, or casually mention t-shirts, banners, advertisements, just in case I didnt notice. Did I mention they are also known as Evil 1&2?
I met up with my cousins on my Dad’s side this weekend, for the first time in 25 years. Baby J is a foot and half taller than me, and Little A has just had baby number 2 , and is no longer “the short one”.
I got my vengeance by inflicting a crochet Yoda hat on her newborn. Or a Shrek Yoga hat, according to her eldest.