This mini is too small

Wednesday is in for her MOT, so I have a loaner from the garage. I HATE IT Objectively there’s nothing wrong. It’s a 70 plate mini cooper s, 3 door automatic. It zooms pretty well. But it’s so small compared to my Clubman. It’s narrower, not as long and , my head is closer to……

I would like to advise, that for the record, I do not have an overt fondness for cartoons, animated films, or cgi graphics. Honest. It is therefore completely a coincidence that awesome-shiny-not-a-stupis-little-car(tm) needed a better, shorter name, and Toothless happened to get drawn out of the hat. The other choices, should anyone venture an interest,…